Chapter 4 - The Pressure Campaign

By Wednesday morning, the flying monkeys had been deployed.
I had anticipated it. In my line of work, you learn very quickly that when you cut off a parasite's food supply, it doesn't quietly accept starvation; it thrashes, makes noise, and tries to rally the rest of the organism against you.
The first call came while I was sitting in my firm’s private conference room, reviewing a corporate restructuring tax strategy for a manufacturing client. My administrative assistant, Brenda, buzzed the intercom with an apologetic tone.
"Laura, I have a Patricia Vance on line three. She claims it’s an urgent family emergency regarding Darcy."
Patricia was Darcy’s mother. A woman who had never once invited me to her home for a holiday in the five years I had been with her son, but who had happily accepted the two-thousand-dollar motorized lift recliner I had purchased for her bad hip two Christmases ago.
I picked up the receiver. "Good morning, Patricia."
"Laura," Patricia began, her voice quivering with theatrical distress. "I am absolutely beside myself. Darcy called me in tears last night. Real, genuine tears, Laura. A grown man! He told me what you’re doing to poor little Shay. How could you be so cold-hearted? That girl has had so much trauma with her real mother abandoning her, and now you’re doing the exact same thing!"
I leaned back in my leather ergonomic chair, watching the autumn leaves drift past the second-story office window.
"Patricia," I said evenly. "Shay is twenty-three years old. She has been supported financially for four years without contributing a single cent to her own education, shelter, or lifestyle. When she looked me in the eye on Sunday and told me I was 'just some woman her dad married,' she declared her independence. I simply granted it."
"She’s a child!" Patricia snapped, her sweet grandmotherly veneer cracking instantly. "She doesn't know what she’s saying! You have millions of dollars, Laura! You’re swimming in money, and you’re withholding a few thousand dollars from a young girl just to prove some sick, twisted point! It’s cruel! It’s unchristian!"
"If you feel that Shay’s college expenses are a moral imperative, Patricia," I said with crisp, surgical politeness, "I will happily forward the bursar's routing number to your email so you can wire the nine thousand dollars she owes for this term. I'm sure your retirement pension can absorb it."
There was an immediate, indignant gasp on the line. "Well... that’s completely different! I am a senior citizen living on a fixed income! You are his wife! The Bible says the two shall become one flesh!"
"The Bible also says that if a man will not work, neither shall he eat," I countered smoothly. "Have a wonderful afternoon, Patricia."
I hung up before she could formulate another grievance.
At noon, my brother Billy arrived at my office. He didn't call ahead; he simply showed up carrying two paper bags from my favorite Italian deli downtown. Billy was forty-three, a general contractor with broad shoulders, calloused hands, and a heart of absolute gold.
He set the bags on my small meeting table, pulled out two warm chicken parmesan paninis, and sat down opposite me.
"Word on the street is there’s a war at the Vance estate," he said, handing me a napkin.
I managed a faint, tired smile. "Darcy call you?"
"No. Darcy’s too much of a coward to call me," Billy said, unwrapping his sandwich. "He had his sister Brenda text Lexi. Brenda tried to play the 'woman-to-woman' card, saying Lexi needed to talk some sense into you because you were 'destroying a young girl’s future out of jealousy.'"
I closed my eyes for a moment, rubbing the bridge of my nose. "What did Lexi say?"
"Lexi told her that if Shay had spoken to her in her own house the way she spoke to you at Sunday dinner, Shay would have left the front door via the picture window," Billy said with a booming laugh. "Lexi blocked her number thirty seconds later."
I let out a breath I felt like I had been holding since Sunday evening. The tension in my shoulders eased slightly. Having a family that refused to be manipulated by Darcy’s manufactured guilt was an anchor I desperately needed.
"How are you holding up, Laurie?" Billy asked, his tone softening, dropping the bravado. "Seriously. You look exhausted."
"I haven't slept more than four hours a night since it happened," I admitted, looking down at my hands. "I built this life, Billy. I built this practice from a desk in a shared basement. I bought my house before I ever laid eyes on Darcy. I thought... God, I really thought that if I took care of everything—if I removed all the financial stress from his life—he would just love me for it. I thought Shay would eventually see that I was in her corner."
"They didn't want a mother, Laurie," Billy said gently. "They wanted an ATM that cooked dinners and cleaned up after them. Anton said the same thing when I talked to him yesterday."
Anton was my oldest friend and my firm’s outside legal counsel. A pit bull of a corporate litigator who had known me since our undergraduate days at Michigan.
"Anton called you?"
"He called me to make sure I had your back," Billy said, pointing half a sandwich at me. "He told me he’s been waiting for you to wake up from this Darcy trance for three years. He said Darcy has that classic 'poor-me' grifter energy. You carry everyone, Laurie. You've been doing it since Dad died. But you don't have to carry people who spit on you while you're carrying them."
Before I could answer, my office phone rang again. Brenda’s voice came over the speaker.
"Laura... Darcy is in the lobby. He says he’s not leaving until you speak to him. He’s... he’s making the clients in the waiting area very uncomfortable."
Billy slowly set his sandwich down. The easygoing warmth in his face vanished, replaced by the grim, immovable granite of an older brother who had spent his youth protecting his little sister.
"Stay here," Billy said, standing up and wiping his hands on his jeans.
"Billy, don't cause a scene," I said, rising quickly. "This is my business."
"I'm not gonna cause a scene," Billy said, his voice flat. "I'm just gonna escort your husband off the premises before I have to explain to the local precinct why he tripped down the front stairs."
I followed Billy out into the carpeted hallway. When we pushed through the double glass doors into the reception area, Darcy was leaning over the reception counter, his voice raised, his face flushed.
"...I am her husband!" he was saying to Brenda, who looked visibly shaken. "I have a legal right to enter her office! Tell her to get out here right now, or I swear to God—"
"Or you'll do what, Darcy?"
Billy’s voice cut through the room like a cold blade.
Darcy whipped around. When he saw my brother—who stood four inches taller and had fifty pounds of solid construction muscle on him—his chest deflated slightly, his eyes darting toward the glass exit doors behind him.
"Billy," Darcy stammered, adjusting his jacket. "This is between me and my wife. It doesn't concern you."
"Everything that makes my sister look tired concerns me," Billy said, taking two slow, deliberate steps forward. "You're trespassing on private commercial property, Darcy. You’re harassing her staff. And you’re about three seconds away from finding out what happens to men who scream at women behind desks."
"Laura," Darcy pleaded, bypassing Billy’s glare and looking directly at me with wide, desperate eyes. "Please. Just five minutes. We need to talk about the house. We need to talk about Shay. She’s falling apart. You're ruining everything we built!"
I looked at him. Really looked at him.
The expensive Italian leather jacket he was wearing had been a birthday gift from me. The platinum watch on his wrist had marked our third anniversary. The shoes he stood in had been bought on my card during a weekend getaway to Chicago.
There was nothing of him here. There was only what I had draped over him.
"We have nothing to discuss in my office, Darcy," I said, my voice clear and completely devoid of emotion. "Go home. If you want to talk about finances, you can do it through Anton’s office. He has officially taken over all communications regarding our marital estate."
"Anton?" Darcy gasped, his voice cracking with pure terror. "You hired a litigator? For an argument over dinner?"
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"No," I replied, turning my back on him and walking toward the security door. "Not for an argument. For an audit."
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