Chapter 6 - The Summit at Uncle Stew’s
On the second Sunday of October—exactly four weeks after the birthday party in Room B—Uncle Stew called to invite us over for Sunday pot roast at his house in Kasson, about twenty miles down the highway.
“Is Grandma going to be there?” I asked immediately.
“Shirley was invited,” Stew said, his voice dry as corn husks. “She said she wouldn't come under a roof where her grandchildren were allowed to commit libel against the matriarch.”
“Libel,” I repeated. “It’s a thank-you card, Uncle Stew.”
“Tell that to her lawyer—oh wait, she doesn't have one, she just has a red book and a bad attitude. Be here at one o’clock, Sonia. Bring the boy. And bring that trifold wallet; I want to see what a three-hundred-dollar crime scene looks like.”
When we pulled into Stew and Sabrina’s driveway, half the family was already parked along the gravel shoulder. Aunt Wilma’s Buick was there. Cousin Zoe’s Honda was there. Even Great-Aunt Ursula had driven down from Red Wing with a pan of scalloped potatoes wrapped in three layers of heavy-duty aluminum foil.
There was no tension in the air, but there was an electric, humming curiosity—the kind of atmosphere you find in a locker room right before the second half of a game where everyone knows the playbook has just been rewritten.
As soon as we walked through the back door, Noah was ambushed by Aunt Wilma, who immediately pressed a crisp, hundred-dollar bill directly into his palm.
“That’s for your birthday, your last Christmas, and your next three loose teeth,” Wilma announced loudly so the whole kitchen could hear. “And if your grandmother asks where you got it, tell her it came from an unapproved offshore account.”
Noah looked down at the hundred-dollar bill, then up at me for clearance.
I smiled. “Say thank you, Noah.”
“Thank you, Aunt Wilma.”
“And don't put it in a trifold,” Wilma added, patting his cheek. “Buy something with a zipper.”
We sat down to pot roast around a table that was far too small for twelve people, which meant elbows touched and gravy boats had to be passed overhead like mortar shells. For the first twenty minutes, conversation hovered safely around corn yields, high school football standings, and the impending frost.
Then, halfway through the second helping of potatoes, Uncle Ted cleared his throat.
“So,” Ted said, looking around the table with a slow, deliberate grin. “Has anyone actually spoken to Shirley since she barricaded herself behind the storm door?”
Silence fell over the table, thicker than the gravy.
“I tried,” Zoe said from the end of the table, waving a fork. “I called her on Tuesday to ask if my kids’ Christmas money was still in the Hills Bros. can or if it had been liquidated into Emma’s trust. She told me I was an ungrateful hussy and hung up on me.”
“An ungrateful hussy,” Wilma mused, nodding approvingly. “Classic Shirley. She used that one on my wedding decorator back in seventy-two.”
Everyone laughed—a real, booming, cathartic sound that bounced off the wood-paneled walls and rattled the salt shakers.
I looked down at my plate. For forty-four years, my mother had maintained her absolute monarchy by keeping every branch of the family isolated from the others—managing complaints individually, rewriting history one phone call at a time, and ensuring that no two people ever compared notes on her financial engineering.
Now, sitting in Stew’s dining room, eleven people were comparing notes out loud. And the roof hadn't caved in. The world hadn't ended.
“She’s going to have to change her system,” Uncle Stew said quietly, setting his fork down and looking directly at me. “Or she’s going to run out of people to manage.”
“She won't change her system,” I said, my voice quiet but clear enough to carry across the table. “Not at eighty-two. But she doesn't have to.”
Stew tilted his head. “What do you mean?”
“We just stop handing over the wallet,” I said.
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Noah, sitting beside me with a massive slice of apple pie on his plate, looked up from his crust. “Can I have a wallet with a chain on it, Mom? Like a biker?”
Seth choked on his water, coughing into his napkin while everyone at the table burst out laughing.
