Chapter 8 - The Certified Cashier's Check

At exactly 8:45 AM on Thursday morning, my phone rang.
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It was my mother. Her voice sounded thin, cracked, and thoroughly hollowed out by twenty-four hours of sheer terror and sleep deprivation.
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"Iris?" she whispered, sniffing pathetically on the other end of the line. "Iris, sweetheart... please pick up. Please tell me you're there."
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I let the phone ring three more times before slowly sliding my thumb across the screen to answer.
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"Hello, Mom."
"Iris! Oh, thank God," she sobbed openly. "Iris, listen to us... we made a terrible, horrible mistake. We didn't understand... Darcy was out of her mind, we were stressed about the holidays... please, you have to call that federal investigator back. You have to stop them from destroying our lives!".
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"What are you talking about, Mom?" I asked, keeping my voice chillingly flat and devoid of emotion. "You said it was just family money. You said I was being selfish."
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"We were wrong! We were completely, utterly wrong!" she wailed, her voice breaking entirely. "Your father and I scraped together every single liquid dollar we had left—we liquidated our secondary CDs, we borrowed against our emergency reserves, and Darcy even had to sell her car to cover the rest... we have a certified cashier's check for thirty-four thousand dollars sitting right here on the kitchen table!".
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I had to bite the inside of my cheek hard to keep from laughing out loud. They had actually forced Darcy to sell her beloved luxury sedan to cover the stolen funds. Poetic justice of the highest order.
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"Bring it to me," I instructed coldly.
"What?"
"You heard me. If you want me to call off the federal investigator and stop the criminal fraud charges from being filed with the District Attorney this morning, you will drive right now to my office downtown, walk through the front doors, and hand me the physical cashier's check for thirty-four thousand dollars in person. No excuses. No whining. No emotional manipulation."
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"O-okay," Mom stammered, terrified out of her mind. "We'll be there in twenty minutes. Please... please just wait for us, Iris."
Click.
I hung up the phone, grabbed my coat, and looked at Sam and Marcus, who were standing in the corner of the studio disguised in full professional attire.
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"Act Three, Scene One," I smiled. "Let's go collect our box office earnings."
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